[Rants]_Oxymoronic Religiosity
Some people have trouble believing God can provide for you, but they believe in Jehovah Jireh.
Some people have trouble believing God can bless you financially, and that the bible 'only' talks about heavenly riches, yet they pray, "let Your kingdom come, Your will be done on earth, as it is in heaven".
The bible is not written by cavemen playing tictactoe in the mountains.
Its written by successful kings and prophets. People who are rich and influential, in positions of power and authority!
Its takes an intelligent individual to serve an intelligent and all-knowing God.
Some people can't believe God can heal but they believe Jesus cleansed the leper.
Some people dont believe in speaking in tongues, but they believe the Holy Spirit came and baptized the disciples in the upper room on the day of pentecost and they spoke in tongues. I dont recall anyone interpreting all their tongues.
Who's your target audience?
If its a prophetic word or an exhortation from God to men, yes, we need an interpretation.
Its its personal prayer and worship from the Holy Spirit; Your inner man, to God, you think God's so dumb that he cant interpret your heart and spirit Himself?
Its as if it's like God in the burning bush, talking to Moses:
God: Moses! My chosen one. I have a word for you. Build yourself up, and trust in me...
Moses: What is it Lord?
God: Erm, why am I (the bush) on fire?
Moses: ..... HAAAAAARRRRRR???????? !!O.O!! *Accidentally drops his staff down Mt Sinai.
Some people believe, to be holy, is to be poor, wear 'holey' clothes, or like John the Baptist, retrict their food, only eat locust and honey, etc. But they believe they are formed in the image and likeness of God (who owns everything, sits on a throne of precious stones, wears a robe that fills the temple, who created gold in the garden of Eden and said, 'it was good'.). What an insult.
"Ohhh, thats spiritual gold." - Right. There's also spiritual money with Yusof Ishak's face on it. o.o Why not just buy hell notes? "Ohhh Im so holy, ohhhh Im so rich. Spiritual monnehhhh..!" Oh yes, at the same time, buy those plastic apples and eat them too. Very healthy. Spiritual apples.
No, wait, there's also spiritual clothes! Yes. After showering, and putting on your clothes. Do take a lighter and light yourself on fire. Wow..Im so spiritually clothed. O.O
You want spiritual house? Also can, take some kerosene...
Dont put God in a box. God is so big and creative, dont put him inside a bottle and make Him your genie.
"Ohhh bless me, ohhh heal me, ohhhh save me....
Ohhh ohhh ohhh..." You having orgasm is it? o.o
Dont conform the Word to your lifestyle, conform your lifestyle to the Word.
God's not dead that He cant speak.
God's not deaf that He cant hear.
God's not weak that He cant save.
God's not poor that He cant provide.
God's not so sick that He cant heal.
People who believe man evolved from monkeys are indirectly saying, Jesus, who was 100% God and 100% man, is also an evolved form of a monkey. So, I guess you believe in the monkey god now.
"WOOOOAAATAH! Ohio..! Watashi wo..Sun Wu Konggggg!" O.O
Some people believe, God heals and gives sickness at the same time.
You think God's some businessman out there to 'balance the market'?
Either you're with Him or against him, hot or cold. Whats the 'balance' in that?
Yes we need balance in our lives, but when it comes to maturity, you got to make up your mind.
He was nailed for our sins, scourged and striped for our sickness and diseases.
EVEN IF, He allows things, to say that He sends/creates sickness is a different thing!
So the devil is the healer now?
Actually in the last days, he can. Through false prophets. How then, will we be able to tell the difference?
"All good things come from God.."
"Ohhh..God sent a curse to punish the people.." So now you pray to satan for deliverance?
Everyone can say they believe in God, even Satan believes in God.
Satan also stood beside God and led a group of angels before!
He had encounters, he even experienced heaven!
Everyone can say they know the bible, Satan memorized the bible long before you were even born.
He was even a one of the 'superstars' in the bible!
Just look at the terrorists today, just because of one verse in the Kuran, that God punishes and kills His enemies, they took it upon themselves to follow likewise, literally, word for word. So they believe what they do is right. Simpleton and narrow-minded.
Like God is so weak that He needs your help? O.O
God is not a formula.
He is a person!
Christianity is not a religion.
Its a lifestyle, a relationship!
You can know the word of God,
And yet not know the God of the word.
Not all roads lead to the same mountain.
Walk the narrow way.
Some people have trouble believing God can bless you financially, and that the bible 'only' talks about heavenly riches, yet they pray, "let Your kingdom come, Your will be done on earth, as it is in heaven".
The bible is not written by cavemen playing tictactoe in the mountains.
Its written by successful kings and prophets. People who are rich and influential, in positions of power and authority!
Its takes an intelligent individual to serve an intelligent and all-knowing God.
Some people can't believe God can heal but they believe Jesus cleansed the leper.
Some people dont believe in speaking in tongues, but they believe the Holy Spirit came and baptized the disciples in the upper room on the day of pentecost and they spoke in tongues. I dont recall anyone interpreting all their tongues.
Who's your target audience?
If its a prophetic word or an exhortation from God to men, yes, we need an interpretation.
Its its personal prayer and worship from the Holy Spirit; Your inner man, to God, you think God's so dumb that he cant interpret your heart and spirit Himself?
Its as if it's like God in the burning bush, talking to Moses:
God: Moses! My chosen one. I have a word for you. Build yourself up, and trust in me...
Moses: What is it Lord?
God: Erm, why am I (the bush) on fire?
Moses: ..... HAAAAAARRRRRR???????? !!O.O!! *Accidentally drops his staff down Mt Sinai.
Some people believe, to be holy, is to be poor, wear 'holey' clothes, or like John the Baptist, retrict their food, only eat locust and honey, etc. But they believe they are formed in the image and likeness of God (who owns everything, sits on a throne of precious stones, wears a robe that fills the temple, who created gold in the garden of Eden and said, 'it was good'.). What an insult.
"Ohhh, thats spiritual gold." - Right. There's also spiritual money with Yusof Ishak's face on it. o.o Why not just buy hell notes? "Ohhh Im so holy, ohhhh Im so rich. Spiritual monnehhhh..!" Oh yes, at the same time, buy those plastic apples and eat them too. Very healthy. Spiritual apples.
No, wait, there's also spiritual clothes! Yes. After showering, and putting on your clothes. Do take a lighter and light yourself on fire. Wow..Im so spiritually clothed. O.O
You want spiritual house? Also can, take some kerosene...
Dont put God in a box. God is so big and creative, dont put him inside a bottle and make Him your genie.
"Ohhh bless me, ohhh heal me, ohhhh save me....
Ohhh ohhh ohhh..." You having orgasm is it? o.o
Dont conform the Word to your lifestyle, conform your lifestyle to the Word.
God's not dead that He cant speak.
God's not deaf that He cant hear.
God's not weak that He cant save.
God's not poor that He cant provide.
God's not so sick that He cant heal.
People who believe man evolved from monkeys are indirectly saying, Jesus, who was 100% God and 100% man, is also an evolved form of a monkey. So, I guess you believe in the monkey god now.
"WOOOOAAATAH! Ohio..! Watashi wo..Sun Wu Konggggg!" O.O
Some people believe, God heals and gives sickness at the same time.
You think God's some businessman out there to 'balance the market'?
Either you're with Him or against him, hot or cold. Whats the 'balance' in that?
Yes we need balance in our lives, but when it comes to maturity, you got to make up your mind.
He was nailed for our sins, scourged and striped for our sickness and diseases.
EVEN IF, He allows things, to say that He sends/creates sickness is a different thing!
So the devil is the healer now?
Actually in the last days, he can. Through false prophets. How then, will we be able to tell the difference?
"All good things come from God.."
"Ohhh..God sent a curse to punish the people.." So now you pray to satan for deliverance?
Everyone can say they believe in God, even Satan believes in God.
Satan also stood beside God and led a group of angels before!
He had encounters, he even experienced heaven!
Everyone can say they know the bible, Satan memorized the bible long before you were even born.
He was even a one of the 'superstars' in the bible!
Just look at the terrorists today, just because of one verse in the Kuran, that God punishes and kills His enemies, they took it upon themselves to follow likewise, literally, word for word. So they believe what they do is right. Simpleton and narrow-minded.
Like God is so weak that He needs your help? O.O
God is not a formula.
He is a person!
Christianity is not a religion.
Its a lifestyle, a relationship!
You can know the word of God,
And yet not know the God of the word.
Not all roads lead to the same mountain.
Walk the narrow way.
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