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Target identified: Androne Retard Lee
Age/Gender: 20, Male + Female + Alien
Arrest warrant: Multiple attempts to commit farson.
Appearance: Looks like like an ordinary guy, until he opens his mouth.

Crime description:

Farson: When an arson attempt ends up freezing things/people instead, it becomes F-arson (Frozen Arson)

Precautionary measures: Avoid contact with target at all costs, as prolonged exposure may prove to be tranquilizing or even fatal.

Bounty: Any witnesses must immediately dial 1800-down-with-retards. A bounty reward of SGD$1,000,000 will be issued on the spot as the target is a wanted man.

Other info: Target is capable of multiple, nonsensical facial expressions to camouflage with the crowd. He is most frequently seen alone. God knows, if he's really a screw loose. If you come into contact with him, do not attempt to confront him alone, he's heavily armed with a mouth that kills and a facial expression that cripples.

Prevention is always better than cure.