Another Rant (Strange Church People)

Was chatting with Alicia just now on msn, and she was sharing about how these 2 guys from some church, dressed in formal, came up to her friend with a Book of Mormon and started 'preaching' about how other churches are fake and theirs is the real church.

I love to make fun of people...who are 'stubbornly irritating'.

I dont care if ure bangala, chinese, indian, malay, or white, if u have an issue with your attitude, Im gonna get you. lol.

And so yea..talking about that incident, theres one group of people im gonna rant about here:

People who try to win people from other churches OR
People who think one church is right and the other is wrong.

I have one word for you:

CHILDISH.

Why are you so insecure?
Instead of thinking why another church is wrong,
Why not ask yourself if the very one you believe in, is right?

Assuming their church is the 'true', church, then why are you so afraid of what people might think or say?

Where is your testimony? Where are your fruits?

If people arent talking about you, its because you're not doing anything great.

Why is your heart thinking one way and your mind thinking another way?
Dont you have a vision, a purpose, a common goal?

And please, you wanna win people from another church, hoping they will get 'brainwashed' by you. I mean, come on, these ARE church people, they KNOW SOMETHING.

Its like going to a baby boy.

He's born, and one day, he sees himself in the mirror..

"Oh, I am a boy" (Because he realises he has a thing in between his legs, known as the penis).

And these people who try to win people from other churches, are like morons who go up to the boy and say, "Hey kid, you know what? You are a girl."

You think the kid will believe you? Give me a break. Or maybe you're just too stupid to realise that a penis is a male reproductive organ?

You guys are just plain dumb.

You're trying to convince someone with a strong conviction that what they believe in is wrong, thats really smart of you. You can talk all day about how they are wrong, and yet you yourself can show NO FRUITS of how you are right.

Pretty stupid huh?

People with a big mouth but zero brain.

Okay, maybe you ARE a smart person, so smart that your head is so big, I can no longer see your COMMON SENSE.

Come on, seriously, you guys just need to drop your 'theology' and start having some common sense. You dont even have level1 wisdom, you wanna act like you have a level10 wisdom? Hahaha, you are indeed a laughing stock. So much that you are out of stock.

You probably would be standing there preaching your sermon to someone who has a strong belief in something, and yet not notice that a cockroach just went into your pants and into your a-hole.

The cockroach wouldve already laid some eggs inside of you while you are there, preaching your sermon, trying to tell a brick wall, "You are sand!" O_O

Seriously, I think people like that watch too much cartoons. Thank God those people were talking to Alicia's friend and not me, I wouldnt have been so nice. lol.

And I think her friend is smart, he just stood there and "ya..okay lor".

Haha..which reminds me of Adam.."Orh..okay lor." LOL!

If it were me, Id probably..

First..

Smile!

Second..

"Thanks for your sharing, Im sorry if Ive wasted 15 minutes of your time." (Because you really wasted your time on someone like me LOL!)

You dont need to be a smart person to know, if you wanna convince someone something,

You be the example.
You be the testimony,
You earn the person's trust and
You earn his respect.

Insanity is doing something over and over again, expecting a different result.

Im right, people like that are insane lol.

Im a pretty teachable person, I can take discipleship, advice, but if you bring along an attitude of arrogance and 'abnormality', then Im sorry, you can go home, drink your milk and eat your vegetables.

You seriously have no sense of sanity, nor a sense of humanity. Yea, you can sound so genuine, and yet so genuinely fake. You can be so sincere and yet sincerely wrong.

Ive seen my fair bunch of 'strange' people, and the reason theyve stopped harassing me, is because they cant stand someone like me.

Okay lor..sit down then.

Oh and when you do sit down, try not to kill that poor innocent cockroach inside your pants.

"Ohhhhhh you see how big my Book of Mormon is?"
"Noooooo you see how big my encyclopedia is?"
*Slams on the person's head.

Your strategy isnt working, try harder next time okay?

If a horse is dead, DISMOUNT!