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A robber grabs a victim and says, "MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!?!"
Victim responds, "Your life."

What is tall, dark and handsome?
An illusion.

How many fingers do I have?
..."fingers"...the answer is: 1.

What do you call a girl who indulges on Polar/Old Chang Kee?
A powerPUFF girl.

If a guy with eyebags is called a panda, what do you call a girl with eyebags?
HANDBAGS!

Why does suntec office have 5 towers?
Because the sun is a star and a star has 5 edges.

Okay, i cant take it anymore, i think im going nuts. School connection is screwing me. and the radio is lagging!!! noooo..lol = i think its MSN..cus other sites can go ~.O hmm..