Why terrorists bomb more buses than trains

Warning! This is a rant! LOL.

Okay, so today's weather was really hot. Just standing at the bus stop made me perspire. So yea, like any typical singaporean, we would glee with joy the moment we see an air-conditioned bus heading our way.

So, with such great anticipation, I boarded the bus. Only to realise, ZOMFG the aircon isnt working! So..it was even more hot inside than outside!

Can you believe it!?! ITS A MIRACLE! A SBS BUS IS HOTTER THAN THE SUN!

Call it, the greenhouse effect. But I looked around, and I dont see any green houses. O_O. Only some orangey gray HDB flats. =|

Now I was perspiring even more inside! And I dont know why I was so stupid enough to stay inside until I reached school! Yes..Im at school now, working on my project. Wow, Andrew so hardworking!

Everyone will come to a point where he is sick and disgusted with procrastinating, likewise, Im sick and tired of trying to find help and not being able to get any.

And so, I was standing in the bus, trying to control my frustration, grabbing the pole with all my might. Then there was this person standing, he looked like he was gonna black out. OMG.

CUSTOMER SERVICE EH?

If a bus isnt working in the first place why cant you use another bus!?! Is the earth having a steel shortage? No right? Come on, at least open the door. You make a fool out of me, Im fine, but the moment you show your selfishness and affect other people, I will get offended.

Seriously, if I had telekinetic powers I wouldve ripped open the aircon shaft with my fingers!

Or take out a pistol and shoot the aircon shaft to allow the air to come out. OR....!!!!

Ill become a terrorist and bomb the entire bus myself! Since it isnt working, why not scrap it and recycle it!?! And you know what? Guess what's above the bus driver?

8 aircons!!! OMG!!! EIGHT!!!!

And here passengers are struggling with heat, and stuffiness. What if one of them is sick? So inconsiderate. Worse still, its not that the aircon isnt working. The aircon is FARTING!

So weak you cant even feel anything unless you put your hand near it. And even if you do, guess what you feel? HOT AIR!

So not only it isnt blowing cold air,
Not only it isnt even blowing, but breathing,
It is blowing hot air! OMG!

So little oxygen! If some lady is pregnant inside the bus how? What about the elderly? What about the asthmatic? Come on! SERVICE? Yea right. Service indeed, your bus needs servicing!

No wonder more terrorists bomb buses than trains!

Because they intended to bomb trains, cus can have more 'frags'. But then when they sit the bus, they cannot tahan. So they decided to be environment friendly, and scrap the bus themselves without emitting too much pollution compared to metal recycling factories!

BAHAHA! TAKE THAT!

If there's one person you dont wanna irritate is to irritate a lame person. He doesnt have to retaliate, he just needs to freeze you and make you shut up. lol.

So, in conclusion, the theory of why terrorists bomb buses more than trains, can be summed up into one statement:

The Terrordrone (Terrorist + Androne) Theory.

MUAHAHA!