Androne

Friday, August 24, 2007

Stressssss!! HELP!!!! Rant ALERT!

Few more hours to exam. HOLY MOO MOO COW!

What if i get mental block like today? AHHHHHH! i dun wanna repeat! and i dont wanna get expelled T.T

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!

toiletpaper toiletpaper toiletpaper toiletpaper FLUSH!

ahhhhh!

GRR i cant take it anymore! its more blessed to give than to receive! GOOD! NAH! I give away my wireless technology..anybody want? can take. thanks.

What if i forget my name?? What if i wear a skirt and a bra to school and i dont even know..okay im thinking too much..THATS THE WHOLE FRIGGING POINT! I AMMMM thinking too much. because of all these stupid notes.

im gonna assassinate the MOE and take over his place. this is so unrealistic. giving us essay questions on wireless technological theories are soooo UNPROFESSIONAL! wireless technology is meant to be tested! not to be WRITTEN! haiyooooo...you TOOT isit???

You fail england ah? ya..you fail singapore too! I can make shit out of my butt better than you can set all those crappy test papers. I think even my fart smells nicer than my test paper!

PUUUUUUUUUT!!! Ahhh! Oh no! *cough cough..*CHOKE CHOKE! sniff sniff...whoa! what is this fragrant, sweet smelling aromatherapy!?! I THINK I FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER!

ya right..^.O

Having written test on wireless tech is like asking you to go to your wedding dinner:

And instead of SAYING an introduction, you DANCE an introduction...

"Heeeeeeeyyyy makarena!! I can shake my bom bom. *turns around, places hands on butt. "ooh lookie here! my name is Buttman, nice to meet you..! *shakes butt, accidentally falls down.." SO UNGLAM RIGHT!?!

Heaps and heaps of technical jargans..more like technical TROJANS! You IT professionals train people to fight against viruses and trojans and you yourselves impose your virusey and trojaney tactics on us by creating this whole cursed information technology!

KISS MY BUTT MAN!

Come on andrew, bear with it!

DO I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGING BEAR TO YOU?? besides..i shall NOT bear with this nonsense any longer. so furry..the more i bear with it the more its gonna take its paws and whack me upside down, inside out!

im not making and sense..no? yea..im making dollars! you can probably stop reading and close this stupid browser of yours and reformat your com. you can do some good charity by doing so.

stupid exams..dont piss of a lame guy! if not ill take my wheelchair and knock you down flat! where did this wheelchair come from? IKEA OF COURSE! as if there got sell wheelchairs O_O

Im sooooooooo irritated. STUPID EDUCATION!

YOU TAKE AWAY MY LIFE! YOU TAKE AWAY MY SANITY! YOU TAKE AWAY MY FUTURE AND TRAP ME IN THIS ENDLESS CURSE OF WHATEVER..damn.

i couldve sworn id bring in my notes into the exam hall today lah! toilet so near! put in my pocket go into cubicle and read noone will know also! damnit. i shouldve done that...then i wouldve gotten my A!

stuff those small slips of papers into my underwear u also dont know! you better be happy i didnt freaking cheat! and dont force me to! i can stuff it everywhere!

into my socks, my underwear, my shirt, my pants, shoes..

easier to hide than bombs! i can stick my notes onto the back of my 10 dollar note u also wont know! i think i just might do that..last paper..I SHALL END WITH GLORY! MUAHAHAA!!!

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