The Curse of Programming

Never take IT. Never study programming. Never do anything related to computers. Technology can, anything but computers.

IT/Programming is a curse. It makes you throw away what uve learned every 2-3 years and it forces you to re-learn or learn something new. And it never ends, so you wanna talk about future in IT? Forget it. There's no future in IT, only progress.

Yes..IT is a progression without a future. Ive regretted taking this stupid module the moment i entered year 1. And i cant seem to escape it.

Taking final year TWICE is as good as 2 years without break. because they DONT give you breaks after your final exam! In Ngee Ann that is.

Im sick and tired of looking at codes for FOUR FRIGGING years. It has deprived me of reality, deprived me of language, sciences and mathematics. It even deprived me of basic economics and arts. Speaking of arts, there's no aesthetic in programming. Only routines! Thats what makes it sucky!

Thats why im lame and crappy. just like programming languages. They dont make sense. They're just words. Im not made a robot, but we are trained to be robots. Programming takes away your life, your future, and it doesnt satisfy the aesthetic need of your human soul, starving it to death.

Thats why im a boring person. Because programming is boring! Id rather wash the toilet than to do stupid programming! Just try eating rice and soya sauce for FOUR LONG YEARS, everyday, every meal! I tell you, ull end up in an asylum faster than my butt can fart!

*Puuuut. oops i just farted. are u in an asylum yet? no? too bad. one day ull find ur way there. and for those who tend to lose your way, im sure GPS systems will help you find your way to woodbridge or hougang chalet. have a safe trip!

i feel like im getting older. there's white hair and whats next? wrinkles? speaking of wrinkles, what do you call a programmer with wrinkles? Pringles! OH YEAH! Im so good, ure so noob.

oh, one more thing..Programming speeds up your ageing process. so be sure to take your daily supplements of vitamins and minerals especially in a room with a computer. your nose hair might end up so long you could flip it over your head!

whats worse..you might end up combing Armani style on your armpits or do a mohawk on your 'southpole'. Guys and girls inclusive. well, thats the only aesthetic part about programming. but the strange thing is..the only hair on your body that doesnt grow longer is your head! why? because it wouldve all fallen off by then..

Well, the fallen hair is probably for guys only. As for girls who do programming, your hair might end up standing at every debugging error you get, so much that if i were to flip you over, i could use your hair as a brush and paint the Eiffel Tower!

For those who struggle with your fleshly nature, well, ive got the cure for temptations. Thats right, enter the world of programming. Its an effective temptation countermeasure because not only does it resist temptation, it totally DESTROYS the need! As a fellow programmer, i can say that because ive experienced first hand..the power of programming!

Not only is programming good as a temptation countermeasure, its good for your daily dietary schedule as well. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the all new ANTI-FATS program thats more effective than eating grass..

I give you..PROGRAMMING! Yes. Ever wanted to have that slim figure? or that masculine shape? than i got good news for you. PROGRAMMING IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH, and THE LIFE!

Having trouble resisting tempting food? Then programming is here to kill your appetite as fast as a speeding bullet! Hmm actually..

a bullet CANT speed. =/ cus of terminal velocity, okay, this is not physics, its programming.

okay, i think im going a bit too far random in this post. i dun really care seriously. who gives a damn about programming? OH WAIT, can a 'damn' be given in the first place? Is it a noun or a verb? Or a verbal noun, or a nouning verb? Hmm..

I guess u probably regretted reading this post. Im trying my best not to age too fast with all my frustrations and anger. Id like to cultivate the new habit of creative anger. Yes..only the Great One, Yours Truly, can develop this lvl100 skill.

Creative Anger is a skill that only the Programmer class can learn. and you need a lvl10 Laming Skill and a lvl1 Programming skill to learn this new skill. You can purchase the skillbook from any IT/electronics firm.

okay, im trying really hard to end this post. but the more i think of programming, the more i wanna type because i DONT WANT to program anymore!

oh yes, one last thing..i promise this will be the last ull hear me in this post. Ever heard the term: Programming sucks? Now..actually its not really a term, its a fact.

And because programming sucks, programming kills. Why? Here's why. When a programmer is in front of his comp, programming..

Programming sucks - which means the monitor screen will begin to suck his head towards the screen.

Programming kills - Programming will suck so much that the programmer's head gets smashed into the screen, killing the programmer with deep cuts, bruises and electrocution.

Not bad huh? O_O