Hmmz

What do you do when the only game you play is down for maintenance?

At the same time, you have no lessons. And you're basically home alone?

Well..im here to make a statement. Im bored. hahaha.

Everyone's having fun in school, busy at work, or out somewhere. Im here at home with my comp and not much games on it. =/ Played e guitar, surfed the web, camped on MSN, nothing seems to ease my boredom lol.

I think i need to see the psychiatrist soon. Im undergoing severe ageing process that my nose hair growth acceleration has increased tremendously by leaps and bounds.

I have no idea what i just said ._. haha.

yea..my nose hair is so long that i could sweep the floor. and my armpit hair has grown also, such that my armpit hair can become wings and make me fly O_O. lol.

ahah! i know. im gonna crap this post away! oh yeah! long crappy posts! i love it! =p you can close e browser now if ure faint-hearted. haha.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
How did he fall? He had humps (so cant balance) and he was dumped. wahaha.

feeling cold already? no? ill have more..to make u close the browser..wahaha. ehh, i came up with all these..not bad right? haha :pp

here's more to make you 'crippled' and 'paralyzed' by lameness haha.

A man was digging nose.
Another man shouted, "Oei! Why you dig my nose???"
-I didnt say whose nose wad. O_O

okay, last one before i get raped by anyone who is after my head LOL.

Why does Santa Claus go 'hohoho' instead of 'hahaha'?
"Huh? What you mean?"
Santa Claus IS laughing..but because his beard was too thick thats why he sounded like "hohoho". But in reality, he's saying: "hahaha! merry christmas!"

O_O

UPDATED

Why people classify a gun fire as 'bang' instead of other words like 'piang' or 'pang'?
Because bang sounds nicer.
When you say 'piang' people will think the person holding the gun is ugly.